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An Interview With...Team Steel!
General disclaimer: Max Steel belongs to many companies, Kids’ WB!, two different computer animation companies, and a whole mess-o corporate executives. This story is my personal work derived from my inner child getting hold of an uzi and obliterating my good side.
AN INTERVIEW WITH...TEAM STEEL!
BY:
Maxy Steel
Announcer: Tonight on, Interdimensional Interviews, our host, Lexi Rish, will be interviewing, all the way from Del Oro...Team Steel!
(A red head, her hair back in a ponytail, wearing a black tank top and short, sequin covered red skirt, walks out onstage.)
Lexi: Hello!
(Takes her seat. Three people walk out, two guys, one with short brown hair, the other with equally short black-brown hair, and a blond girl.)
Trio: Hi!
(They take their seats.)
Lexi: All right, let's start with names.
Tall agent: Max Steel.
Spanish agent: Berto Martinez.
Blond agent: Rachel Leeds.
Lexi: In case you haven't heard, I'm Lexi Rish, and it's very nice to meet all of you. Any of you have questions for me before we begin?
Max: Is this a Dread trap?
Rachel: Max, be polite! (Whap!)
Lexi: Who's Dread?
Rachel: One of our...opponets.
Max: One of his henchmen is trying to kill me.
Berto: Max, all of them are trying to kill you.
Max: Yeah, but Psycho wants to throw me off a building.
Rachel: Max, all of them...
Lexi: OKAY! We get the point! Are there any other questions?
Max: Is this a Dread trap?
Lexi: Please, let's not start that again.
Rachel: Exactly what planet are we on?
Lexi: If I knew, I'd tell you.
Berto: That's real assuring.
Lexi: All right, enough with your questions. Max, here's one for you: Does it hurt when you go turbo? I mean, on TV?
Max: I'm on TV?
Lexi: You know, the TV show about you and your life as an N-tek project/agent, named after you?
Rachel: He's not a project! It was an accident, caused by Psycho!
Max: See?! He is trying to kill me!
Berto: Both of you, stop flirting! It was an accident, true, but all we're doing is monitoring him to make sure he doesn't run out of energy and die.
Lexi: So, that's your cover up? Pretty pathetic. Max, you don't really believe them, do you?
Berto and Rachel: Will you stop trying to trick him?!
Max: This is a Dread trap!
Lexi: All of you, SHUT UP! Okay, forget I said any of that! (Calms down.) Okay, let's move on to another question. Rachel, are you and Max...seeing each other?
Rachel: Umm...(blushes.) That's kind of a personal question.
Max: No, I already have a girlfriend.
Lexi: Does she know about your...partnership with Rachel?
Berto: Are you trying to provoke them?
Rachel and Max: What kind of sick person are you?! We're partners, just drop it!
Berto: Could have fooled me. (Snickers.)
Lexi: Before this turns into a bloodshed thing, let's continue. Berto, how do you feel about not really having a ‘teen years’ period, like most kids your age?
Berto: It's not so bad. I've got a set future, and more friends then I'd have if I went to a high school or something.
Lexi: Yeah, but doesn't it bother you, even a little?
Rachel: I really don't like where this is going...
Max: That woman is Dragonelle, and she's trying to brainwash Berto!
Rachel: Max, what are you talking about?
Max: Get away from Berto, Dragonelle!
Lexi: What?
Max: Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about. Admit it!
Lexi: Admit what?
Berto: Max, calm down.
Rachel: Max, you're not acting rationally.
Max: You two have both been brainwashed! (Points at Rachel and Berto.)
Rachel: Max, how much soda have you had today?
Berto: Must have been a lot to cause this.
Max: I haven't had any today!
Lexi: Okay, everyone, let's just calm down here. Max, I'm not Dragon- whoever she is, and this is not a Dread trap.
Max: You're lying! You're acting just like Dragonelle! Way too cheerful.
Lexi: Could someone give me a suggestion here? Please?
Rachel: Don't worry about it. We'll handle it. Max, come on, we're leaving.
Max: NO! You've been brainwashed! You'll take me to Psycho!
Berto (to Rachel): Should I go get the tranquilizers?
Rachel: Knowing him, it would just make things worse. (Max goes running by, out the studio door and out the building.)
Berto: I think we just lost him.
Rachel: Sorry to take off so suddenly, but, well, you know.
Lexi: Maybe you three could come back some other time?
Rachel: If we get him calmed down. (Rachel and Berto leave.)
Lexi: Well, maybe the next interview will go better. Who're we doing next?
Announcer: The Power Rangers.
Lexi: Hoo boy.
~THE END~
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